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half stupid Critique: Angel Beats! Critical

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Today I bring you a critique of a series that has gained much popularity these days, Angel Beats!.

This series consists of 13 chapters and is animated by the studio PA Works and issued by TBS. The series is written by Jun Maeda, the creator of the original concept of Air and Clannad, and under the character design of Na-Ga, also designer of the characters in the aforementioned series.

The story is not bad, in fact the main plateamiento original and much better planned than several anime crap I've seen recently (I have actually seen this anime trash recently: Heroman, Soul Eater, To Love-ru , Neko Mayoi Overrun!, for some examples), but the problem is that this very bad job and bad reasons: This stupidly sobrecomplicada is not smooth and poorly told, there will be no chapter click on do not stay with a side of "What fart?". also appends castrating another factor, which are plot holes. Fail that, Craters of argument, there are things that are never explained as why the fuck is a school after death, or do if there is a way to give it dies for no apparent reason a person paralyzed from the waist down?. The net take of fart and all I feel at the end of the chapter is that you lost 22 minutes of life. But if you're a fan of series with plots sobrecomplicadas as Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu, Serial Experiments Lain or Evangelion, this series might catch your attention.

Another bad factor in the series are the character designs. To be frank this character design of the yard, seem taken from a cereal box designs that sell cheap in the Bodega Aurrera, are characterized by very poor, simple and full of other series. Just look at Yurippe, although they deny it and deny it the fanboys of the series, is a crude copy without powers goddess Haruhi Suzumiya.

For animation, I can say is that it is decent, as if they throw the kilos is melancholy scenes and action, are very well crafted, and you will entisiasmado with baba outside, or take an occasional tear, but only in some chapters, because then the animators will grab the transient state of stupidity, which are set to make stupidly obvious animation errors. The net do not be surprised if you see a scene shelves are bigger than the room itself, and another did not reach the waist of the characters, the dudes who bring weapons sustain forms the ridiculous, or objects that appear sporadically.

As characters, what do you think? Are copy paste from other series. Yurippe that we mentioned above is a copy of Haruhi, Tachibana is another clone of Rei Ayanami (yes, I know, the typical girl weird hair and eyes that do not go with those of others series, which shows no feelings), but mixed with Alex Mercer, Otonashi is the lost brother of Kyon, Hinata is the typical Kaworu Nagisa, blah, blah, blah, blah, like everyone else. The only one that caught my attention was Yui, she poser rock-tempered in the purest style of Naruto, you dick.


Some of you liked, but some of the kick, as that plagiarism ax Ryoga Hibiki, I hope you have killed the shadows of hell, damn fucking asshole.

As a note on its black humor is that it departs from many series, and not using the fanservice and action to make people laugh, but winks, situations purest style las caricaturas de los 40, o cliches, los cuales si son entretenidos. Esto demuestra que no es necesario utilizar tetas y culos para hacer reír.

En cuanto a sonido, es lo mejor que hay. Amenisan muy buen las escenas melancolicas, y las de comedia, aunque las tonadas de escenas de acción parecen un reciclado de la banda sonora del Half-Life. Pero en lo que se lleva el premio a mejor banda sonora es en las canciones que presentan. Te recomiendo que aunque no te haya gustado la serie, te consigas de OST, tiene algunas canciones que la neta se oyen chido, y una que otra la vas a andar trayendo en el celular. Mas la de GirlDeMo (o como mierda se escriba), que aunque sean un plagio de K-ON, cantan chido.

Si hablamos de opening and ending, the net are good, some critics and pianists described the opening as piano animation more perfect cast in the history of Anime and perhaps the world , expert pianists Alagoas as the angel (Tachibana, or want to tell you shit, the net me a fuck) touches the keys, coinciding in its sound, according to the weight of the key and the hardness of each key, etc ... Honestly, for me it comes out that the song sounds good, is well animated, period. If we talk about openings, the best for me will be the FMA: Brotherhood and Elfen Lied. and the ending, the song is suavesona, but you will remember it. Like all works

direct-to-anime, you take out a load of feeds, such as sleeves, pvc dolls, pillows, they only serve to increase the ego of their fanboys.

If you like anime with stupidly complex plots, and are able to withstand faults and errors that usually this argument, I see that this series you should not see, is more of what you like.
If you are bored of history that are just pure fanservice, or you got bored of the series of fights where several chapters take 2 minutes, take a look, you might attract attention.
But if the net are the typical dude who can not count without a calculator, just stay away in Locamo fuck bored. Honestly

Series 6, I give it a rating, because although it has its moments, it remains the classic mistakes series of its kind, as the low flow of the plot. In addition to the shortcomings of animation and the kidnapping of Haruhi Suzumiya characters honestly pass unnoticed. much to rescue the fans of the genre, but there no more, just a series that will see people in to this anime. Yes, this good and all, but the net to name successful season, not win the title, is on the way as another of the bunch.

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the god of war.

Thanks to fool my brother Adolf who lost there for my game Tamaulipas Uncharted 2, which by the way this game is a mere cock bounche gave me a video game for PS3, including which came the Street Fighter 4, GTA 4, Princess of Persia (version 2008), PES 2008, and Assassins Creed. Then I bring a half perqueña stupid criticism that the game is not bad, but not perfect.

Assassins creed is a game developed and published by Ubisoft. The game is within the category of Sandbox (gender non-linear, which you are free to comply or does not meet certain goals for the game and a completely open world. In this genre are the GTA series, [Prototype], Infamous, Crackdown, Spiderman some games, and the saga of Assassins Creed). Say it as the spiritual sequel to the Princess of Persia Sands of time, since the game uses many elements that characterized the series, also because we all saw that gun he lost his way in version 2008.

The game's story is half bad, and sometimes incomprehensible, and often there are times when you start to doubt if the missions are "murder", or listen to old chismoleras, speaking if you're going to hang perenganito in the city square, or that if I give the buttocks sutanita a pure blowjobs Templar and spend your time doing. Something that is worth the AC, is by their side missions that are from El Salvador to damicelas be in danger, find flags in other places, climbing towers, etc. which tend to be entertaining and give you enjoy, or make it easy to search for information for murder.

The gameplay is a more realistic version of the Princess of Persia Sands of time, obviously we will not see Altair doing acrobatics to the prince crazy fucks like running on walls to reach another section, but the mode of exploration prove they are nostalgic. where and change the thing in combat, since you can attack as a desperate, or wait patiently to attack you to plug in a counterattack.

The way your character evolves is very important since each mission you get one of the four weapons caracterizticas murderer. The hidden dagger that has already become an emblem of the series, your sword, your dagger with throwing knives and fists classic, which will evolve as you progress through the game.

The game has a new interface called eagle view, which is like a first person view of the princess of Persia, but colors you mark your enemies, allies, under investigation or murder, this button is activated mark it on the screen and your full synchronization bar. serves more than anything not to miss, and have a vision on the area. something that if the cock is regarding the synchronization bar. as here, is as good as they give you a punch, and you nailed a sword, all the attacks, whatever, fuck you down bar, which makes instead of attacking you stay longer on the defensive.

The synchronization bar is basically your life bar, but the way that this is down is very different from other games, because they are not based entirely on the injury, if not the actions you do, and if you respect the rules of faith. For example: You will gain life bar without fulfill a secondary mission as you fight, but you will lose when you get a madrazo, or instead of a soldier hit it with throwing knives you hit a civilian (breaches of the law n # 1. - will keep your blade away from the blood of the innocent), and other things that go against the credo.

Graphically, it looks little mother, is excellent for a sandbox, they are very realistic, and more joining the blood and fighting, looks spectacular, lighting effects are very credible and cities are very well, so if I have to complain is in the character models, which are well mames no fucking horrible as when a horrible old woman looks in the mirror in the morning. They are made to putazo, net chart the great work they did to the scenarios is overshadowed by poor character design, so you want ubifail.

The animations are decent, especially the deaths, which are well fucking bitches. but then when you kill a dude, there are some errors that cause seizures game like a snake severed, the net of the updates that took none to date corrected this error.
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As the net is good, the bustle, the crazy old women begging for money, the insane and the city, you hear credible. Doubling the Castilian, the net this decenton, some overacting, but the registration, that by pulling much the stereotype of the English spy. but what if the bitch escuha are recycling dialogs click the battles of the soldiers, just fucking say 4 phrases, but would be more varied, it is recycled, including the phrases in French of the Templars. It is also much in the game, please do not suck cock, a little more variety in the dialogues. Well

the net if I give a punctuation is 7.5

good: Graphics, gameplay, missions and action alternatives.

bad: Plot sobrecomplicada you the going to spend much time doing parkour to get from one side to another, and the character models. If the net

have to choose, I recommend the Xbox 360 version, because in addition to having better graphics than the PS3 version does not have the fucking error of Jerusalem from the pc version, and has less glitches than the version ps3, so I consider better version.

PD: AC PC is the shit.
This was the criticism of Assassins Creed. I hope you liked it and until next time, oh and if you do not like to guess what, I give a fuck.