Sunday, October 31, 2010

Zumba How Long Till You See Results

half stupid Critique: Soul Eater

Good times, today I bring a critique to a very popular these days, Soul Eater. First of all I will say something, ONLY ANIME VERSION Criticare , since the manga is not yet complete and is infinitely better than this shit adaptation.
Soul eater (or Christian Naruto, Harry Potter, Bleach, Shaman King , Konjiki no Gash Bell, One Piece and Gerard Elementary juntitos and sausages in a blender) is a series animated based on the eponymous manga by Atsushi Okubo (or good, I do believe), is animated by BONES studio, also known as the Fullmetal Alchemist series , and Eureka Seven Darker Than Black.


The argument is essentially one of the most generic shonen, uses the vast majority of stereotypes (but not all the stereotypes of old school shonen) to the bastard, no gives nothing new to the genre and virtually everything is already seen. The plot is not very deep (it is not bitches, is even more generic Naruto and Dragon Ball together), which is honestly a disappointment, since the plot of the manga is deep enough to declare it acceptable, but , here are nothing but put episodes make them seem cool, leaving alive characters who had long been dead in the manga, and stop being loyal to hit manga from chapter 38 (39 manga), which is still a shame, because more epic moments of all the manga starting from this chapter. You have to say that his "Final", is eager for the cock, very bad job, and left more doubts that the series of Evangelion.

The animation is very good (please, talk about the study is talking about master Bones in animation), it is very smooth and no errors are evident, honestly returned to impress in their work cone study. I wish I could say the same character designs, no mames, are horrible (Including even more than the manga), it's like trying to mix Naruto with any Tim Burton film (that all are equal) and a touch-rudie-something suburban punks (to understand, everyone seems to poser skateborders noventeros, rude boys, and ninjas of Leaf Village style of The Nightmare Before Christmas), nothing more need to become soul electric guitar, trumpet Tsubiki, Ragnarok in a low, Liz and Patty sticks to make their punk-ska band Goldfinger style.

As characters, although some are memorable and very droll, too stereotypical (I think the only people who would not estreotipicos Chrona, Shinigami and Soul). Honestly nothing else there are three characters that I fucked the mother (both manga and anime) would be Death The Kid (UNBA more neurotic version of Ren Tao) and Maka (the classic loli tsundere but echo to Shinji Ikari, That is, that besides being a fucking bipolar putazos jealous of him every five seconds a Soul, when the big shit gets to mourn and reflect the fucking end of the world until you are told "You're a useless, but fight if there will be no reason to continue this bullshit, "and takes a force of" compression and hope "that are pure sucks but oh well.) and Tezcan Tiploca (which is a dude with a bear head in the mug, bye respect for our national deities). And all others are removed and pure Naruto fillers.

Speaking of music, is very diverse, there is progressive rock, transportation, electronic, rap, which varied it does not mean it's good, because several times seems cheap porn movie music, or I'm listening to pendejo Porta.

One of the best things that I think of this anime, are the openings, are very little mother, are among the best I've heard, but the second (litearlmente I fell in love with him), in the case of the endings appear to be gray but are well animated so they are passable.

to finish guys already, if you are a novice in this anime and manga, is a good series to introduce, as this led to an audience that is not a fan of anime series, is more focused on the band that only sees the current shonen series and the Chester's take a while, even to see it with the guys.

but you're well-made series with plots because this anime is not made for you, will have its moments, but it is so generous to the utmost, so that you are looking for the other side.

I give this anime a 7, I enjoyed a good time, but the generic is more brutal is the failure of the series, I hope the manga has been going, continue to give width to make it reboot it is now necessary in this series, because as I said, the plot of the manga is more acceptable than the anime, and I still attracts. Well that is all for now guys.

PS that I stay cool with this design XDDDDDD channel.
DDA is fucking Arjona.

Soul Eater is a trademark owned Bones / Square Enix Co. Ltd / Atsushi Okubo / Funanimation Entertainment / TV Tokyo

Friday, October 29, 2010

Funny Retirement Sayings

I c @ g @ M @ dr €: troubadour Nicho Hinojosa is not half stupid

Well, here I bring another section of I c @ g @ M @ dr €, crap in the dead of this Nicho Hinojosa, this son of bitches who want to market one of the less commercial genres of the world, trova (and which I have said many times, is my favorite genre, and therefore I do this more out of respect to gender).
should not have more than an ounce of business to see what that bastard is the bastard,
going to leave for pictures with the other mindless Tatiana
For those who do not know Nueva Trova Cubana (not to be confused with the traditional trova cubana), is a genre born in the sixties, which is characterized in that its main composition are arpeggios (though sometimes use various side dishes). One aspect that has characterized the new song Troubadour (so called the outward movement of the Cuban nueva trova mix) from the beginning is not very commercial approach (Or in some cases zero as is the case of Fernando Delgadillo which has not even signed since its inception with a crime record), the focus of protest and that is singer-songwriter troubadour par excellence.

ball to see this stupid idiots have any of these three qualities: NO SHIT, of course not. Basically

and any idiot thinks any idiot that touches on acoustic covers of true master composers and is a troubadour (please swallow me earth, are of the same caliber of idiocy to think that Linkin Park is metal, and Avatar: The Last Airbender is an anime). But hell, a true troubadour composed his songs makes his beats, he creates his own way of playing. True troubadours would be ultimate Silvio Rodriguez, Fernando Delgadillo, Pablo Milanes, Noel Nicola, Felix brothers, Frank Delgado, Mexicanto, Alejandro Filio, Carlos Varela even some more recent and Mauricio Diaz Bone and Alfonso Maya (they are people that even do covers COMPOSITIONS THEREOF ARE THE REAL ART AND RECOGNIZED AS).

Now let's look at what is known about this waste of humanity
* It is sponsored by Televisa (damn it, but you can not be commercial.)
* By singing the song of the cock ran to the Big Brother. (Miguel Rios).
* By singing covers of Pandora, Intocable, Cristhian Castro Banda el Recodo, Armando Manzanero, Jose Luis Perales, Franco de Vita, Jose Jose, Miguel Rios (according to the "giving his touch," I suck my big dick vein and, I swear to God this idiot has never sung in his whore bitch fucking life a song composed by the same).
* By doing the worst cover of Silvio

hopefully I already said, most of the singers (if not all) do covers, but again I reiterate, these are known for their songs of their own authorship. In this asshole only know him for his covers and brand sponsorship Emi Televisa to sell his records. So to finish this post: IF A CABRON TELLS YOU LIKE THE TROVA AND TELLS YOU THE BEST IS TROVADOR Nichole Nordeman, Send them to the penis. It's just a fucking shit Poser has no idea the hell of it is the trova.

emputan Seriously this sucks but oh well.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Free Watching Bangbros

Critique: Toradora ! My 10 favorite animes

Good times, along with criticism here, I bring a good romantic comedy, Toradora!.
Toradora! is an animated series by the studio JC Staff, also known by the series of Slayers, Azumanga Daioh and Excel Saga, in addition to the now famous series of Shakugan no Shana.


The argument is a romantic comedy, but quality and made to feel like, since even uses classic characters the genre, how the series progresses is unique. No little kids, Love Hina is not without fanservice (or put the generic romantic comedy with fanservice harem you want, anyway, all are the same), is a series with its own identity which makes it shine ahead of its kind. Some animals say the fanservice and sexual stereotypes are important in romantic comedies, but Toradora! thrown over board this argument, because this series is focused on making people laugh, not to show the most perfect proportions of the female body. The approach is quite original (even one of the best I've seen in years) and development scenarios are varied and unique, you will never see a similar situation to another, and that's good because it makes you look less generic to their peers and being honest, you'll get from laughter to tears (plus final).

The animation is good, is not as smooth as the FMA, but hey, it happens, it is a romantic comedy, so the approach is quite different from the old school shonen, but there are some as the fight between Taiga and Sumire, although one of the most emotional moments of the series, it shows brilliantly the roe that gave encouraging series. God just look at it below:

know it is difficult to animate with shadow effect, but if you would have appreciated a little more fucked desire, by God, to give see all the mug nightmares Taiga emputada beaten and simultaneously with this form of animation, but good. Another positive thing is the character designs are good (even better than the original novel).

As characters are somewhat clichés. Ryuji is a typical asshole that he can not talk to the girl he likes, Taiga's loli tsundere anime classic from JC Staff, Amy is the girl strawberry Minorin typical childish girl who always hides his feelings and Kitamura: the dream of women. All others are taken from other series, filler or of little relevance. Except for the well-formed breast Ryuji crazy teacher straight out of Azumanga Daioh, and Inko-chan, and all the parakeet that would like to have at home.

As voices, but are not realistic (to be candid, when realistic cock has been the voices of the anime), met with excellent function and consistent with the role of the character, especially that returned Rie Kugimiya to demonstrate its reign as the queen of the tsundere loli, his performance as Taiga honestly this little mother, even to be the most cliche character.

As soundtrack, it is varied arrangements are more pop, guitar and maybe a piano accompanied by cello, but it is good and you will remember the odd tune.

As endings are of the same quality of plot, but it is pop, are cool, but Orange, which has a half funny animation and the song is good and memorable, hopefully that would have put the same effort to openings as I said in my previous post DE LA VERGA ARE BUT THE DESIRE TO VERGA, but Pre-preparation (the opening 1), damn, I swear to God if the DVD did not have the option to move faster, I exploit the TV speakers with a gun.
My mug to hear the opening 2 of Toradora!
My mug to see the first. Already
finally, if you like romantic comedies, as Kaichou wa Maid -sama! , Clannad , Karekano or Special A Class , this series goes with you, even if elements of shonen and seinen, you will love the theme, because although it gives nothing new to the genre, not gender approaches. This series is aimed at all public.

But if I'm wrong, and called the romantic comedy only by the amount of fanservice with a poor plot and also greatly abuse sexual cliches, I think somehow, that the course is not here, then let yourself to fool and get to see hentai fucking pervert.

Well that's it for there, see you later. Oh yeah, here a picture of Taiga
kawaii

Monday, October 18, 2010

Convert Electric Golf Cart



Good times, here more than anything making a top ten of the 10 best anime as I (this goes for you fanboys ball emputan idiots who do not mention if your favorite series), so as well, this is a personal opinion so that you do not like, you can put a cucumber in the ass ¬ _ ¬. By the way before continuing Beatles WAS IN SALINA CRUZ Y SUS ROLAS Y TOCO POCA MOTHER WAS !!!!!. !!!!! 11 10 .-

Shakugan no Shana, Second and eggs S: Fuck, this series has everything, love, fight, slice of life (or school if you live life in the region 4), tsundere, lolis ( ◕ ‿ ‿ ◕). But in all seriousness, I like this series because it has a balance between common and in shonen romance comedy school life, which will gives variety and identity to the series, besides that is very cute shana (º W º), although this means shit Second and somewhat disappointing.


9 .- One Piece : Eggs, although this series is being oxidized, the first 350 episodes are the best, and what I refuses or is a fanboy bleachero Narutard. Seriously, this series is still my favorite, although the directions it has taken in recent chapters, but hey, it has not taken away the identity and the legacy that has brought with it one piece.


8 .- Inuyasha: This anime I avoid when I was a kid, but I saw the recommendation a classmate from high school she loved, because I saw him and my also I loved the series. Of the bad things I can say is apparently in the world of Inuyasha ALL bleed mud, because I know the blood is not coffee (unless you are leukemia), to certainly take away what perverted San Miroku xD.


7 .- Shaman King: Mames that wows series of hits, although they worked with little material left sleeve and half chingona remains, and if the net the animators did a great favor, would be to continue it, since you put this end of the verguíiiiiiiiiiiiiisima.

6 .- Neon Genesis Evangelion: This series is a plagiarism but of Space Runaway Ideon mongrelized is fucking great, as was an alternative in time and still remains a pity that after you've GAINAX surra in the end the following surra with the movies that continues massacring the concept that already had the series.


5 .- Dragon Ball Z: Remember the adventures of Goku and his friends take good memories from my childhood, now, when I was a kid we gathered all the cousins \u200b\u200bto see the battle between No. 17 and Piccolo (who is one of my favorite battles in the series), or as we played in the backyard who was goku and vegeta with my brother, but good times. XD

4 .- Digimon Adventure: A classic for children of many a fuck the dismal human character designs, this series managed to win their very similar that time: story, animation (And would like to encourage Naruto fools make a story as dick as this series), dubbing, Digimon designs (although some you could see the spawn of designing) a perfect blend of all that magic does not hurt was seen in its direct sequel, but returned to Digimon Tamers, and there for all became real shit.


3 .- Elfen Lied: Eggs office, this series is cabronsisima, sorry that happened the same to shaman king (so open-ended with medium without encouraging manga). GORE LIVE WELL DONE !!!!!!!!!


2 .- Toradora!: avoid Honestly this series for a long time due to the great disappointment that I have so much to love and to see romantic comedies, but after seeing this series, besides that became a favorite of mine gives me to understand that gender is still salvageable and that it is necessary to asses and tits to get laughs. So if THE OPENINGS ARE FOR THE VERGA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1 .- Shintetsu Fullmetal Alchemist: be frank I never liked the first series, so I thought let it go, but after he gave many saw egg paws. NO, not perfect, has some flaws in narrative, but they are passable, because they are still having an excellent narrative, a fucking great animation, a bastard music and the best openings I've heard (even better than elfen lied), BONES knew recover from disappointing and dull work they did with Soul Eater in giving us this masterpiece, thank you BONES for special, Tequila Jose Cue .... Fuck there and I remembered the commercial tequila.




Well that's it, the Angel Beats video and the audio has finished, so esperanla comes right out and kids goodbye.